William Shakespeare s Romeo And Juliet - 1249 Words

Romeo and Juliet Balcony Scene Remake (Act II scene 2) GROUP MEMBERS: Andrea Avendano Alexa Gonzalez Nicole Reyes Maria Schweitzer Brief outline: Twilight themed parody of Romeo and Juliet Characters: Romeo-Edward (Alexa), Juliet-Bella(Maria), Jacob Bella’s Dad(Andrea), Narrator(Nicole) [Enter Edward under Bella’s balcony] Narrator: In this scene just after Bella’s welcoming home party ends, Edward stays behind and climbs Bella’s fence to confess his love for the girl he danced with. At first, Bella has doubts because of Edward s appearance compared to Jacob’s. Bella then notices Jacob in her backyard and tells him to flee just as she confesses her love to Edward as well. As the night grows darker, Bella and Edward continue†¦show more content†¦Her eyes mesmerized me, yet I cannot read her. For thou eyes shine bright like a diamond and gleam beyond the sight of the reddest of bloods. Her gushing cheeks also as red as my corona blood light I drink with every meal I consume. As I stand from below I see those cheeks which seem ever so delicious that my temptation for her blood overpasses her beauty. Bella: Oh gosh! It’s the extremely white guy I danced with at the party, Edward no? Edward: She actually speaks. Oh speak again, you mouthwatering human being! As this restless night falls upon us, I realize I no longer want to be a vampire who sucks the living blood of humans but rather one who endeavors in their love. Bella: Why do you have to be as white as my mom s toothpaste but not as hair as my dad s back, like Jacob. [Enter Jacob howling] Edward: Base your love on more than just my race! For I’m sorry I cannot comply to your hairy needs. Bella: I guess I’ll disregard my lactose intoleranceness to get a sip of that sweet white bod. So take me Edward to be with you and I’ll no longer be a human nor vegan anymore. Jacob (to bella): Rawr! Now you are going to drop all your eating habits for your men. First you tell me you will stop being vegan for a bit of my animal flesh and then you said you will stop wearing fur coats? How dare you betray our bonding relationship for a pale face! Bella: Shoo, you foul beast! [Bella throws meat] [exit jacob] [Bella turns to Edward]